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I'm not here right now

2009-03-03 11:12:38 by dsmking

When I call someone and I get their voicemail I often hear that phrase. "I'm not here right now". Where is here. Obviously you aren't right in front of me then why would I call you, is here where your phone is. Well if it is then here is very vague. I have no idea where that here is. Plus most of the time everyone has their phone on them so here is where that phone is and since they have it then they are there, making them a liar, and then they go to hell for lying.

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